Taco Neck Syndrome

(c) 2016 Yum! Brands

(c) 2016 Yum! Brands

Also known as TNS, is a fictional syndrome created by Taco Bell to sell more tacos! The first person to have developed TNS was basketball Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal. He first notice something was afoul when kept missing free throws; alarmed, Shaq sought medical attention. Shaq’s doctor of tacologly noticed that his head was at a slant, which Shaq admitted was because he bent his neck too many times eating tacos. There is  no treatment for TNS and because of that, Shaq continued to miss free throws for the rest of his career. I theorize that there may be a cure for TNS….and that cure is to eat more TACOS!!!

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